TSAOETLGI-Dreadnaught
::Vision::
An Angel of light, Michael appears " A Dark Essence consumes the lands to the north, Mt.Olive, a wake of death and destruction is left, heroes of light have turned succumbing to this darkness...no one can escape its icy cold grip, seek this evil and ignite the light once again...this is where the search continues....Rath de Ort" *Flash* The light disappears...ThE+SaInT kneels in prayer. "Ugh Saint"? Eye-rish says tapping him lightly on the shoulder. "......" Saint offers no reply, "Ok, well we need to get moving we're heading to Petra" Eye-rish spoke, as he was about to leave. "No....Mt. of Olives, this is where we must be" ThE+SaInT replies extending his wings and disappearing to the sky. “Mt. of Olives? Aw man...Drealeigh get the others...we've got some traveling to do" Eye-rish whimpers as he takes off after ThE+SaInT.
Meanwhile from the Peak, a shady figure appears amidst the darkness...Lady Obscurum emerges.."My Lord, we have visitors on the way", in a deep voice the figure replies " Indeed, I can feel His presence...he will make a great addition and ally to our cause" "But, Lord what if he cannot be turned..?" Lightening cracks "SILENCE! Do not question what I say! I am all knowing in this place, I am in control...he will be mine!" The figure cackles as he fades into the darkness again. "I will make sure they are given a proper welcome" Lady Obscurum says and takes off.
" Gees are we there yet?" Lil'k Chan cries in the bolstering sun, "Does it look like we are there yet"? Jenangel replied sweat pulsating from their bodies. "You guys are just so lazy, do I need to use my leetness and carry your sorry asses" Eye-rish chuckles making fun of the two. "No but you can carry me" Drealeigh says as she jumps into Eye-rish's arms kissing him. "Well I will do more then carry you my dear" *SWOOSH* ThE+SaInT appears from the sky, stopping the group. "We have arrived in the land of darkness, I cannot ask you all to come for the evil is too great and I can sense in your hearts that you will be easy prey to its cause." ThE+SaInT states as he kneels in meditation reciting a prayer. "What do you mean we can't come? Lil'k Chan screams, "We didn't come this far just to leave you to be alone", "yeh Bro, you know you need my crazy leetness and Irish antics to help you fight". "ThE+SaInT's wings extend upward and a light begins to emit from his ring on his right hand, the ring of righteousness, facing the group he shouts " E Nomini Patri, Et Fili, E Spiritu Sancti, Seal of Righteousness by God's will ignite!" The ring explodes into a ray of light and begins to surround the group. Realizing this Eye-rish takes his coat of arms and in Gaelic ushers a chant and disappears. "I am sorry my friends, I would not be able to allow the darkness to consume you, for then I would have to destroy you." "Well that was a nice little trick, but SaInT you need to remember I’m no n00b" Eye-rish said from behind. " Well I would have thought you a n00b if you didn't see that coming, but you still are far from my 1337 status" ThE+SaInT says cracking a smile. "Wow haven’t gotten you to smile since we met up, lol lets go" Eye-rish said as they began their journey in to the realm of the shadows.
"Dreadnaught..." Lady Obscurum calls out, "yes....what do you want...speak quickly..." the creature replied.." We have some "friends" I would like you to bring to me", "It will be done" extending his blackened wings dreadnaught takes flight in search of our heroes. " Ha ha ha, soon our power will be unstopable..With the Coat of Arms and Zealot on our side..Hehe.." Lady Obscurume fades in her babble of power...Dreadnaught for reference is a Serpent dragon demon with a powerful venom spray, called Deceit. He is also powerful with wind attacks and fire blasts.
"Hmm something does not feel right" ThE+SaInT stops scanning the area. " SPIT OF DECIET" a large loogey comes raining from the sky smashing into the ground. "Watch out!" the two jump for cover". The ground beneath them split in two spewing liquid hot magma engulfing the two within its fiery doom. Dreadnaught sets down from the sky overlooking the pool of red he had just created. "Too easy...." the demon chuckled. Dreadnaught about to take flight looks back in disbelief, Stepping from the lava emerges ThE+SaInT and Eye-rish, a ring on Saints hand glowing, emitting a powerful shield around them. "You seem to forget my hellish friend that you will have to do more then spit at us to make us go away" Eye-rish says spiting in the demons face. "Impossible, you cannot just walk away from my attacks, you will die." the demon jumped into the air, "SONIC SHADOW", the beast began pumping his wings faster and faster and faster, large gusts of wind began to flow towards our heroes. Suddenly the sound was so overwhelming the two fell to their knees in pain, "FLAMES OF DARKNESS" Large meteors from the sky fell and beat down on where our two lay in pain. "Muahahhaa I hope you like the taste of death..." excited in his victory the demon sets to the ground proud of his accomplishment, but from behind he hears something he won't believe. "Hey SaInT you got some dirt on your shoulders, let me brush that off for you..Pimp" "...., demon spawn of Hades...you have tested my limits your fruitless efforts are weak attempts, your darkness will never overcome this light, EYE-RISH BEGIN TRANSFORMATION" Saint begins to recite a chant in Gaelic..." Transformation?" Eye-rish looks dumbfounded.... his Coat of Arms begins glowing and leaves Eyerish's hand and hovers in front of him. " Wow it’s never done that before, what is going on?" "By His will and command, I say unto thee transform and unleash the wrath of light!" At the end of his words a green light exploded from the coat of arms engulfing Eyerish within it. " GAH...WHAT..IS..GOING...ON AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"\
Meanwhile back at the seal of righteousness..."Man this totally sucks" Lil'K Chan utters, " you said it, there’s got to be something we can do to keep busy" Jenangel said. "HOWS BOUT MAKING TIE DYE SHIRTS!@# THAT SOUNDS FUN" a mysterious voice let out..."WHOS THERE!" Drealiegh said clenching her fists. " CHAINS OF CEREBUS", large chains flew towards the seal and tangled it, "ha-ha what do you think some stupid chains can do, we are in this seal so ha-ha!" Lil'k Chan yelled. "WHATS THAT...LOOKS LIKE YOUR PRECIOUS SEAL IS CRACKING" the dark creature continued his attack. The seal began to pulsate...cracks forming at all sides...*SHATTER* Light exploded and turned to darkness...the three entangled in the chains were dragged away. "HAHAA, THIS WILL MAKE THINGS MORE INTERESTING"...the shadow disappeared..
"What is this trickery! Die!" Dreadnaught swooped towards Eye-rish in the green light..." I don't think so" Where Eye-rish stood, now stood a giant, in full set of holy armor and light. Holding two Axes of Burning Light, Eye-rish now called himself Disciple. " I see you have met my friend Disciple, now Disciple unleash the holy energies within you! " By His will be done!" In a blink of an eye Disciple was upon Dreadnaught and wrestled him to the ground, " By the King of Kings you shall perish and be banished back to your father the deceiver" Pulling his Axe of Light he decapitated the demon, executioner style. "Grace of God always be with you, now light return till once again we call upon thee" and with that the light escaped from Disciple and back into the Coat of Arms. " Umm...SaInT...WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" "I transformed you into a holy warrior, the Coat of Arms has the ability as long as there is still good in its user." SaInT told him. "Well how come you never told me about that before, is there more things about the Coat of Arms you know that you aren't telling me?" "It is not up to me to unlock the powers and just tell you, you must learn and figure things out for yourself" The two continued their conversation as they reached the Jezeral Valley.
"Look, do you see that?" Eye-rish said. "Yes it is the source of darkness, come lets move..." Then from the shadows an entity stood before them. " I SEE YOU HAVE COME, BUT I THINK YOU FORGOT SOMETHING" " oh yeh I did forget something. TO KICK YOUR ASS!" Eyerish leaped forward ready to attack. "I DONT THINK SO, LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT", hanging from his dark claws were the chains entangled with Jenangel, Lil'K Chan, and Drealeigh. "Oh no...RELEASE THEM YOU BASTARD" charging the creature blindly tears pouring from Eyerish eyes. "BRING IT ON PUNY MORTAL, I SHALL CRUSH YOU WITH THE HELP OF YOUR FRIENDS UMUAHAHA" Eye-rish began to battle the shadowy figure as ThE+SaInT looked on, "hmm I have seen those chains before.....yes I remember now, those chains are from the Gates of Hell, and I know just what to do. Taking flight ThE+SaInT Flies quickly behind the beast without detection. "BLESSING OF MIGHT" The shadowy creature swinging the chains around quickly grew despondent and turns facing the light. "WHAT IS THIS?" "Its called Redemption...*SLASH*" The Chains shattered releasing the unconscious group. "SO I SEE YOU ARE INDEED AS POWERFUL AS THEY SAY, NO MATTER THIS ISN'T MY REAL FORM ANYWAY HAHA YOU HAVE BEEN FIGHTING JUST MY SHADOW, PREPARE FOR THE FINAL BATTLE IS SOON" The shadow faded into the ground.
"Geez I wonder when you were going to step in" Eye-rish said in between breaths. "Well perhaps if you didn't go balls to the walls in blazing glory I would have, you must learn to control your emotions in a place like this. SaInT said as he approached the group still unconscious. "Why are they asleep? Haven’t we released them from the power of the chains?" Eye-rish asked. " The chains has drained them of nearly all their life force, stand back" Raising his hands in the air all rings began to illuminate the room, "HOLY LIGHT", all the darkness seemed like it disappeared. All Eye-rish could do was cover his eyes. Soon the darkness took over the scene, but our three unconscious comrades stood as if full of energy. "Thanks guys, never thought we'd make it out that one in one piece" Lil'k Chan said thanking them diligently. "Yes I am glad to be back with my sweetie" drea said as she embraced Eye-rish. "Listen we must move on, I would prefer you all to stay behind but I cannot risk letting them turn you against me, we head north to the Fading Tower on Mt. Olive. This is where we meet the one behind this.
That being said the reunited group began the journey to the Fading Tower. What evil does Lady Obscurum and her Lord have in store for them? Find out in the next Entry "Darkness Veil"…
But first before they group headed off, they stopped to eat for they had found some rations before they entered this place. “Man im starved, when is the food gonna be ready” said Eye-rish?” “It’ll be ready when it’s ready” said ThE+SaInT “Oh man…” saddened by this Eye-rish went to his tent. Promptly after Drea entered his tent and they laid there for a couple of minutes and finally she said “OH EYERISH PUT THE BOOTS TO ME!@#” The sounds they made could be heard for hundreds of miles, even in the most non-evil town it could be heard. On that day it was the day that they had their first Epic Sexual encounter, it wouldn’t be the last though as we shall find out in posts to come.
Next week on The side adventures of Eye-rish the Lovable Green Irishman…
Drealeigh and Eye-rish have epic sex again and again and again, before heading off to the Faded Tower. And more epic battles blah blah blah you know the deal now get out of my head!@# OH GOD GET OUT OF MY HEAD ALL OF YOU!@##
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