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    Thursday, July 28th, 2005
    10:47 am
    anyone that can read this shall know exactly how I feel right now. \V/0|@7|-||_355!@#@ Thats right folks...thats how I feel!@#@ (V)3+(V)!|_!74|2y |_!f3=5|-|17 FUCKIN N0oBs!!! Everyone to me is a N0oB about life. Meh im almost 21 so that I can drown my 50|2|20\V/5 !|\| 4|_c0|-|0|_!@

    Latz

    I can only expect that Duval can read this...

    (V)y |_1f3=7074|_ 5|-|17!@#

    Current Mood: blank
    Current Music: Untitled-Simple Plan
    Thursday, May 19th, 2005
    9:37 am
    TSAOETLGI-Dreadnaught
    ::Vision::

    An Angel of light, Michael appears " A Dark Essence consumes the lands to the north, Mt.Olive, a wake of death and destruction is left, heroes of light have turned succumbing to this darkness...no one can escape its icy cold grip, seek this evil and ignite the light once again...this is where the search continues....Rath de Ort" *Flash* The light disappears...ThE+SaInT kneels in prayer. "Ugh Saint"? Eye-rish says tapping him lightly on the shoulder. "......" Saint offers no reply, "Ok, well we need to get moving we're heading to Petra" Eye-rish spoke, as he was about to leave. "No....Mt. of Olives, this is where we must be" ThE+SaInT replies extending his wings and disappearing to the sky. “Mt. of Olives? Aw man...Drealeigh get the others...we've got some traveling to do" Eye-rish whimpers as he takes off after ThE+SaInT.

    Meanwhile from the Peak, a shady figure appears amidst the darkness...Lady Obscurum emerges.."My Lord, we have visitors on the way", in a deep voice the figure replies " Indeed, I can feel His presence...he will make a great addition and ally to our cause" "But, Lord what if he cannot be turned..?" Lightening cracks "SILENCE! Do not question what I say! I am all knowing in this place, I am in control...he will be mine!" The figure cackles as he fades into the darkness again. "I will make sure they are given a proper welcome" Lady Obscurum says and takes off.

    " Gees are we there yet?" Lil'k Chan cries in the bolstering sun, "Does it look like we are there yet"? Jenangel replied sweat pulsating from their bodies. "You guys are just so lazy, do I need to use my leetness and carry your sorry asses" Eye-rish chuckles making fun of the two. "No but you can carry me" Drealeigh says as she jumps into Eye-rish's arms kissing him. "Well I will do more then carry you my dear" *SWOOSH* ThE+SaInT appears from the sky, stopping the group. "We have arrived in the land of darkness, I cannot ask you all to come for the evil is too great and I can sense in your hearts that you will be easy prey to its cause." ThE+SaInT states as he kneels in meditation reciting a prayer. "What do you mean we can't come? Lil'k Chan screams, "We didn't come this far just to leave you to be alone", "yeh Bro, you know you need my crazy leetness and Irish antics to help you fight". "ThE+SaInT's wings extend upward and a light begins to emit from his ring on his right hand, the ring of righteousness, facing the group he shouts " E Nomini Patri, Et Fili, E Spiritu Sancti, Seal of Righteousness by God's will ignite!" The ring explodes into a ray of light and begins to surround the group. Realizing this Eye-rish takes his coat of arms and in Gaelic ushers a chant and disappears. "I am sorry my friends, I would not be able to allow the darkness to consume you, for then I would have to destroy you." "Well that was a nice little trick, but SaInT you need to remember I’m no n00b" Eye-rish said from behind. " Well I would have thought you a n00b if you didn't see that coming, but you still are far from my 1337 status" ThE+SaInT says cracking a smile. "Wow haven’t gotten you to smile since we met up, lol lets go" Eye-rish said as they began their journey in to the realm of the shadows.

    "Dreadnaught..." Lady Obscurum calls out, "yes....what do you want...speak quickly..." the creature replied.." We have some "friends" I would like you to bring to me", "It will be done" extending his blackened wings dreadnaught takes flight in search of our heroes. " Ha ha ha, soon our power will be unstopable..With the Coat of Arms and Zealot on our side..Hehe.." Lady Obscurume fades in her babble of power...Dreadnaught for reference is a Serpent dragon demon with a powerful venom spray, called Deceit. He is also powerful with wind attacks and fire blasts.

    "Hmm something does not feel right" ThE+SaInT stops scanning the area. " SPIT OF DECIET" a large loogey comes raining from the sky smashing into the ground. "Watch out!" the two jump for cover". The ground beneath them split in two spewing liquid hot magma engulfing the two within its fiery doom. Dreadnaught sets down from the sky overlooking the pool of red he had just created. "Too easy...." the demon chuckled. Dreadnaught about to take flight looks back in disbelief, Stepping from the lava emerges ThE+SaInT and Eye-rish, a ring on Saints hand glowing, emitting a powerful shield around them. "You seem to forget my hellish friend that you will have to do more then spit at us to make us go away" Eye-rish says spiting in the demons face. "Impossible, you cannot just walk away from my attacks, you will die." the demon jumped into the air, "SONIC SHADOW", the beast began pumping his wings faster and faster and faster, large gusts of wind began to flow towards our heroes. Suddenly the sound was so overwhelming the two fell to their knees in pain, "FLAMES OF DARKNESS" Large meteors from the sky fell and beat down on where our two lay in pain. "Muahahhaa I hope you like the taste of death..." excited in his victory the demon sets to the ground proud of his accomplishment, but from behind he hears something he won't believe. "Hey SaInT you got some dirt on your shoulders, let me brush that off for you..Pimp" "...., demon spawn of Hades...you have tested my limits your fruitless efforts are weak attempts, your darkness will never overcome this light, EYE-RISH BEGIN TRANSFORMATION" Saint begins to recite a chant in Gaelic..." Transformation?" Eye-rish looks dumbfounded.... his Coat of Arms begins glowing and leaves Eyerish's hand and hovers in front of him. " Wow it’s never done that before, what is going on?" "By His will and command, I say unto thee transform and unleash the wrath of light!" At the end of his words a green light exploded from the coat of arms engulfing Eyerish within it. " GAH...WHAT..IS..GOING...ON AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"\


    Meanwhile back at the seal of righteousness..."Man this totally sucks" Lil'K Chan utters, " you said it, there’s got to be something we can do to keep busy" Jenangel said. "HOWS BOUT MAKING TIE DYE SHIRTS!@# THAT SOUNDS FUN" a mysterious voice let out..."WHOS THERE!" Drealiegh said clenching her fists. " CHAINS OF CEREBUS", large chains flew towards the seal and tangled it, "ha-ha what do you think some stupid chains can do, we are in this seal so ha-ha!" Lil'k Chan yelled. "WHATS THAT...LOOKS LIKE YOUR PRECIOUS SEAL IS CRACKING" the dark creature continued his attack. The seal began to pulsate...cracks forming at all sides...*SHATTER* Light exploded and turned to darkness...the three entangled in the chains were dragged away. "HAHAA, THIS WILL MAKE THINGS MORE INTERESTING"...the shadow disappeared..

    "What is this trickery! Die!" Dreadnaught swooped towards Eye-rish in the green light..." I don't think so" Where Eye-rish stood, now stood a giant, in full set of holy armor and light. Holding two Axes of Burning Light, Eye-rish now called himself Disciple. " I see you have met my friend Disciple, now Disciple unleash the holy energies within you! " By His will be done!" In a blink of an eye Disciple was upon Dreadnaught and wrestled him to the ground, " By the King of Kings you shall perish and be banished back to your father the deceiver" Pulling his Axe of Light he decapitated the demon, executioner style. "Grace of God always be with you, now light return till once again we call upon thee" and with that the light escaped from Disciple and back into the Coat of Arms. " Umm...SaInT...WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" "I transformed you into a holy warrior, the Coat of Arms has the ability as long as there is still good in its user." SaInT told him. "Well how come you never told me about that before, is there more things about the Coat of Arms you know that you aren't telling me?" "It is not up to me to unlock the powers and just tell you, you must learn and figure things out for yourself" The two continued their conversation as they reached the Jezeral Valley.

    "Look, do you see that?" Eye-rish said. "Yes it is the source of darkness, come lets move..." Then from the shadows an entity stood before them. " I SEE YOU HAVE COME, BUT I THINK YOU FORGOT SOMETHING" " oh yeh I did forget something. TO KICK YOUR ASS!" Eyerish leaped forward ready to attack. "I DONT THINK SO, LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT", hanging from his dark claws were the chains entangled with Jenangel, Lil'K Chan, and Drealeigh. "Oh no...RELEASE THEM YOU BASTARD" charging the creature blindly tears pouring from Eyerish eyes. "BRING IT ON PUNY MORTAL, I SHALL CRUSH YOU WITH THE HELP OF YOUR FRIENDS UMUAHAHA" Eye-rish began to battle the shadowy figure as ThE+SaInT looked on, "hmm I have seen those chains before.....yes I remember now, those chains are from the Gates of Hell, and I know just what to do. Taking flight ThE+SaInT Flies quickly behind the beast without detection. "BLESSING OF MIGHT" The shadowy creature swinging the chains around quickly grew despondent and turns facing the light. "WHAT IS THIS?" "Its called Redemption...*SLASH*" The Chains shattered releasing the unconscious group. "SO I SEE YOU ARE INDEED AS POWERFUL AS THEY SAY, NO MATTER THIS ISN'T MY REAL FORM ANYWAY HAHA YOU HAVE BEEN FIGHTING JUST MY SHADOW, PREPARE FOR THE FINAL BATTLE IS SOON" The shadow faded into the ground.

    "Geez I wonder when you were going to step in" Eye-rish said in between breaths. "Well perhaps if you didn't go balls to the walls in blazing glory I would have, you must learn to control your emotions in a place like this. SaInT said as he approached the group still unconscious. "Why are they asleep? Haven’t we released them from the power of the chains?" Eye-rish asked. " The chains has drained them of nearly all their life force, stand back" Raising his hands in the air all rings began to illuminate the room, "HOLY LIGHT", all the darkness seemed like it disappeared. All Eye-rish could do was cover his eyes. Soon the darkness took over the scene, but our three unconscious comrades stood as if full of energy. "Thanks guys, never thought we'd make it out that one in one piece" Lil'k Chan said thanking them diligently. "Yes I am glad to be back with my sweetie" drea said as she embraced Eye-rish. "Listen we must move on, I would prefer you all to stay behind but I cannot risk letting them turn you against me, we head north to the Fading Tower on Mt. Olive. This is where we meet the one behind this.
    That being said the reunited group began the journey to the Fading Tower. What evil does Lady Obscurum and her Lord have in store for them? Find out in the next Entry "Darkness Veil"…

    But first before they group headed off, they stopped to eat for they had found some rations before they entered this place. “Man im starved, when is the food gonna be ready” said Eye-rish?” “It’ll be ready when it’s ready” said ThE+SaInT “Oh man…” saddened by this Eye-rish went to his tent. Promptly after Drea entered his tent and they laid there for a couple of minutes and finally she said “OH EYERISH PUT THE BOOTS TO ME!@#” The sounds they made could be heard for hundreds of miles, even in the most non-evil town it could be heard. On that day it was the day that they had their first Epic Sexual encounter, it wouldn’t be the last though as we shall find out in posts to come.

    Next week on The side adventures of Eye-rish the Lovable Green Irishman…

    Drealeigh and Eye-rish have epic sex again and again and again, before heading off to the Faded Tower. And more epic battles blah blah blah you know the deal now get out of my head!@# OH GOD GET OUT OF MY HEAD ALL OF YOU!@##

    Current Mood: cheerful
    Current Music: This is How we Do- Game ft. 50 Cent
    Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
    8:56 am
    The Side Adventures of Ey3rish the Loveable Green Irishman
    Jenangel "Why did we have to leave them?" Ey3rish " I told you all ready a million times, because it was just the right thing to do...plus i needed sidekicks to help me on my own adventures and it was just fitting that you two were to come with me." "Even if we couldve stayed we wouldnt have because after that last battle, they needed to have less people slowing them down...especially you two." Ey3rish didnt mean that to be so harsh but thats the way that it really had happend, well to him neway.

    So he Jenangel and Lil'K Chan set off on their own adventure, which was to find the last of the remnants of his families Coat of arms. This icon was not only a symbol of his family but it had great and powerful Celtic powers beyond any persons comprehending, most those people who were not Celtic like himself.

    " So what the hell are we adventuring about neway?" asked Lil'K Chan.

    "Well its a family artifact that has been lost since the day of reckoning, unfortunately i was the only survivor in my family, so now it is my quest and my duty to find our lost Coat of Arms." explained Ey3rish

    "Why the hell is a stupid Coat of Arms so damn important?" said Jenangel

    "ITS NOT STUPID YOU DUMMY. Its important because it had great Celtic powers so immense that it is too much for your feeble brain to comprehend. muahahaha" said Ey3rish

    "This guy is startin' to freak me out, and at the same time i feel strangely drawn to him...WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING! THIS GUY IS FRIGGIN 5 FOOT NOTHING AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THESE EMOTIONS. THIS CANNOT BE!@#" Jenangel thought to herself.

    "What is with that dumbfounded look on your face there uh Jenangel?" asked Ey3rish "Oh...uh its nothing ha ha ha...."

    "OOOOkay...psycho" Ey3rish wispered, and they continued on their path to certain destruction...maybe.

    A few days later they came upon Ey3rish's former dwelling which was now reduced to nothing but mere pebbles. Ey3rish looked around at the entire layout with tears in his eyes for there was no-one left to live their family legacy...no one but himself. As he kept walking through the destruction he made his way up a set of very high steps. As he climbed these steps all he could think of was getting the Coat of Arms and using its immense powers for good.

    As he reached the top step he could hear a faint sound from within the temple. When he went to investigate he found that the temple was being ransacked by an unknown advisary.

    "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU FOWL BASTARD YOU!!" "HOW DARE YOU DESECRATE THE TEMPLE OF THE CELTS" yelled Ey3rish.

    The unknown burglar turned to look at Ey3rish and without flinching the man was running toward him with great spead. Before the man was halfway to Ey3rish, he was now running full speed at the man with his arms flayling about.

    "AHHH ILL GET YOU FOR THIS IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO" shouted Ey3rish

    and with that the man stopped dead in his tracks and fell to the ground. As Ey3rish investigated more closely he saw that the bag that the man was carrying was glowing the most beautiful green he had ever seen.

    "OH MY GOD, its my Coat of Arms." said Ey3rish. And with that he went to grab for the Coat of Arms, as he drew closer the glowing stopped and Ey3rish grabbed the item and looked it over.

    "Well atleast its not scratched or damaged." he said. Then he heard the most horrifying sound from outside. when he went to look he heard the voices of Jenangel and Lil'K Chan. They were yelling at the top of their lungs for help as they were being kidnapped by more people who looked like the man he had just defeated.

    As he ran down the stairs at full speed, he tripped and started tumbling down down and a break-neck speed.

    "FUCK FUCK FUCK, THIS HURTS SO DAMN BAD!@#" he said. When he reached the last step he jolted up and ran after the girls. as he reached the outskirts of the former town he saw the men were not too far ahead as the girls were giving them a very hard time. He ran off towards them, and as he reached them he jump up in the air and with a very loud yell "Konichiwa Bitches!@#" and dropped in the middle of the attackers and beat the ever loving shit out of them.

    When it was all said and done the men were fleeing the scene like scared lab rats. "Hahaha lookes like I saved the day huh" said Ey3rish. "Yeah yeah yeah, dont get too damn cockey there mister." said Jenangel who was seeing him in an all new light despite her words of mockery. And with that they went back to the town to sleep for the night, not knowing that there was soo much in store for them in the coming posts.
    Monday, March 7th, 2005
    9:37 am
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    Sunday, March 6th, 2005
    11:12 am

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    Current Music: Linkin Park & Jay-Z, Jigga wha/Faint
    Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
    2:55 pm
    TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
    Name:James Thomas Walsh Jr.
    Birthday:August 5th
    Current Location:Okinawa Japan
    Eye Color:Brown
    Hair Color:Brown
    Height:5'8
    Right Handed or Left Handed:Right handed
    Your Heritage:Irish and Japanese
    The Shoes You Wore Today:ICB military boots
    Your Weakness:kindness
    Your Fears:Spiders, Being alone
    Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni, im simple like that
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:to make E-4
    Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:w00t
    Thoughts First Waking Up:WHY!@#@#@#
    Your Best Physical Feature:my eyes
    Your Bedtime:i make my own bedtime
    Your Most Missed Memory:my sister, i havent seen her in 4 yrs.
    Pepsi or Coke:Coke
    MacDonalds or Burger King:Mcdonalds
    Single or Group Dates:Single
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:nestea
    Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
    Cappuccino or Coffee:coffee
    Do you Smoke:no
    Do you Swear:sometimes
    Do you Sing:yes but only if in a comfortable situation
    Do you Shower Daily:yes
    Have you Been in Love:yes
    Do you want to go to College:im taking classes while in the military
    Do you want to get Married:yes
    Do you belive in yourself:yes
    Do you get Motion Sickness:no
    Do you think you are Attractive:um no
    Are you a Health Freak:no
    Do you get along with your Parents:mostly
    Do you like Thunderstorms:yes
    Do you play an Instrument:no
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:no, unfortunaly. almost 21 thought
    In the past month have you Smoked:no
    In the past month have you been on Drugs:no
    In the past month have you gone on a Date:no
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:im eating oreos now
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no
    In the past month have you been on Stage:no
    In the past month have you been Dumped:no
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything:yes
    Ever been Drunk:lots
    Ever been called a Tease:no
    Ever been Beaten up:yes
    Ever Shoplifted:yes
    How do you want to Die:gloriously
    What do you want to be when you Grow Up:half as good a man as my father already is
    What country would you most like to Visit:Ireland
    In a Boy/Girl..
    Favourite Eye Color:blue
    Favourite Hair Color:brown
    Short or Long Hair:mid
    Height:5'5
    Weight:110-115
    Best Clothing Style:dont really care
    Number of Drugs I have taken:1
    Number of CDs I own:150
    Number of Piercings:i had both my ears pierced
    Number of Tattoos:3
    Number of things in my Past I Regret:0

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    Current Mood: crazy
    Current Music: 50 cent, In da Club
    Monday, February 28th, 2005
    8:36 am
    what to all my balla friends...um yeah.
    whats up everyone, thus marks the beginning of another week for it is le monday and that sux. but this week is comrel so im very excited about that. neone who knows not what comrel is, it is where marines and sailors go to a local school and teach the children to speak english. its soo awesome to see the smiles on their faces. neway time to get back to work. talk to the peoples latas. So it is written, so it shall be done.

    Current Mood: crazy
    Current Music: Godsmack
    Thursday, February 24th, 2005
    8:30 am
    My first official entry muahaha what shall i say to begin. how about SALSA, haha i know yall dont know what that means so youll have to hit me up to learn of its secrets. neway hit me up and find out other interesting things about me if you dare lol. gotta go Piece yall

    Current Mood: mischievous
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